I think we took off at 6:20 AM. First, we had to get to the airport with the bike; here my friend Yura helped me out with his Audi hearse — everything fit perfectly. At 5 AM the LOT ticket counter opened and we could pay for the bike. Generally, a bike on LOT counts as sports equipment weighing over 15 kg and under 30, and carrying it costs 80 euros one way. But Anna sweet-talked the cashier, and he agreed that if we packed the bikes so they weighed under 15 kg, they’d only charge us 40 euros each, like for light sports equipment.
The bikes in boxes arrived at "Riga" airport
Our stuff, people are staring at us spellbound
Intars and Anna are shifting things from box to box.
Everyone's here
Here I should say that modern sports bikes weigh from about 10 (very expensive) to 15 kg (cheap). If the bike has touring gizmos like a rear rack, it very briskly runs over 15 and approaches 20, which is why a lot of airlines still have a 20 kg weight limit for transporting bikes.
In the end, we tossed the excess into Intars' large box, and made our boxes 15 kg each. This let us save a pretty penny — 80 euros for the three of us. On the way back we didn't get such a sweet deal, but more on that at the end.
We got the bike boxes from bike shops; they are just the cardboard boxes they're sold in. You can also put the bike in a special bike bag (expensive, and doesn't guarantee against damage), pack it in trash bags with duct tape (easy to buy anywhere, cheap, or you can even carry them with you), or in a transparent bag like this one. I keep eyeing that last option, because then the loaders see there's a bike inside and treat it more carefully. The bag is durable and reusable, and is inexpensive on its own, though you'd still have to pay for shipping to us, which makes it a bummer.
By the way, the bike panniers have to be tied together, put in a trash bag, and wrapped in duct tape so they count as a single piece of luggage.
The bus to the plane drove us all alone, in comfort, hehe (because we were late)
The flight to Warsaw is only an hour, but even so they feed you and give you a piece of candy
As for the boxes, Intars' was absolutely huge, which caused issues during the scanner check, since it isn't designed for that size. In the end, Intars had to unpack the box so the official could inspect the contents visually.
While all this was going on, we realized our flight was departing soon, and our names were even called over the airport PA system as late passengers.
Another unpleasant incident happened at the personal belongings check: they found a 15mm wrench in my carry-on, which I had used to unscrew the pedals, and a bicycle multitool (universal tool). According to the idiotic rules of our airport, craftsman's tools! are forbidden in carry-on luggage. Never mind that the multitool is smaller than a pack of cigarettes and has nothing to do with craftsmen — they wanted to confiscate it too. Ultimately, they only took the wrench (a good Polish chrome-vanadium wrench) and gave the multitool back. I guess I should be thankful for that.
We were flying through Warsaw; what's more, we arrived early in the morning and were flying out late in the evening. Meaning we had a whole day. We used it to explore the city, especially since the weather was beautiful and sunny, except it could have been a little warmer.
The Empire of Shmoracle is even here
Everything in Warsaw is clean and pretty, the automation is top-notch, the old town is beautiful (especially at 8 AM when no one is there yet), and they speak good English in the service industry.
A bus ticket in zone 1 costs about a dollar (2.80 zlotys).
Bus 175 to the center takes maybe 20-30 minutes. How to get there and what to buy were explained to us at the airport info center. Tickets can be single-use or multi-use, and they are sold in vending machines (which take cards) and shops (where you can only pay for them with cash)
A cutely painted building
They are giving away yogurt on the streets, Intars grabbed a bunch
I checked why "sing" — found a song by the pop-punk band My Chemical Romance, and a charity with that name
Looks like he's answering the call of nature in the bushes
In Warsaw there are flowers in planters everywhere. Very cute
House numbers are old-school style, but backlit with an energy-saving bulb
In the old town there are high-tech benches. They have text about Chopin, a map of the streets where he lived and relaxed, they play music if you press a button, and on top of that they are plastered with QR codes
Also a cute decorative element
The facial expressions on the bas-reliefs are curious
Besides the flower planters, there are lots of flowerbeds too
There are military guys
Brother cyclists
Squares and modern architecture
Parks and their wildlife
Trees and grass
Healthy lifestyle enthusiasts
Signs and info boards in English
Ads masquerading as the Bodies Revealed exhibition
Fake bits of Asia
Hydrants (Lebedev-style)
Interestingly painted buildings again
And interestingly painted bollards
Stylized eateries
And old houses plastered with satellite dishes
There's also a huge, gorgeous Old Town, but photos of it are in the next part